Come December there is a frenzy of postgraduate MD/MS exam fever
Students making attending and taking notes like a beaver..1
Discussions on probable theory questions follow
Many answers to swallow and hallow.. 2
First is the myriad theory papers four in number
To pass through each day passing through is an encumber...3
Questions on how to answer questions
To answer in prose, diagrams , flowcharts with timely sanctions...4
Dawns the day when theory exams are over
At the venue ,time for batch photo cover... 5
Next comes the search for the Convener
This sends all faculty in a tizzy for Convener will be the forerunner...6
Convener addresses all the mentions
Be it change of internal or external examiners dates or monetary sanctions.. 7
Applications are made to administration for monetary transanctions
For timely money bags to auction...8
Convener is helped by administrative residents and lecturers
who will be dextrous with their maneuvers....9
Search for the myriad ABCDE or 1234 forms to be filled
Keep all ready to be wordily merrily stuffed... 10
Contact the external examiners for confirmation of the prescribed date
Or else Fill form D of MUHS for change of external examiners lest the exam is late... 11
Book tickets for the external examiners according to their convenience
Lest they change it and put us into
inconvenience... 12
Students divided into A and B batches
Each student ready for exam matches...13
Dawns the actual day of practical examination
Puts students into their best attire confirming to the situation operation and evaluation....14
Examiners are ready with the first bag of
spotters
Waiting for students to blast away like good observers...15
Next comes the long and short case stance
Sends students into a trance or glance or prance
Waiting for the Viva voce forging a marks enhance.... 16
A quick lunch for all
Makes students go for marks stall...17
The afternoon drags like a snail
Waiting for answers like a whale...18
Examination continues with procedures, table viva ,communication skills and spotters
Not to forget that the thesis is in freshwaters... 19
Finale is the uploading of marks on website
Seals and clinches the three year struggle to freedom kite...20
Thus ends the MD examination ho ho ho
To the life of freedom fountain ho ho ho... 21
December 2025